do you like how i dance, i've got zirconium pants
consequential enough to slip you into a trance
do you like how i walk?
do you like how i talk?
do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
i have a wonderful wife
i have a powerful job
she criticizes me for being egocentric
(ha ha ha)
you practice your mannerisms into the wall
if this mirror were clearer i'd be standing so tall
i saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
i was observing the birds
circle in for the kill
i've been you, i know you
your facade is a scam
you know you're making me cry
this is the way that i am
i've been living a lie
a metamorphical scheme
detective undercover brotherhood
oh no, no