do you like how i dance, i've got zirconium pants

consequential enough to slip you into a trance

do you like how i walk?

do you like how i talk?

do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?

i have a wonderful wife

i have a powerful job

she criticizes me for being egocentric

(ha ha ha)

you practice your mannerisms into the wall

if this mirror were clearer i'd be standing so tall

i saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill

i was observing the birds

circle in for the kill

i've been you, i know you

your facade is a scam

you know you're making me cry

this is the way that i am

i've been living a lie

a metamorphical scheme

detective undercover brotherhood

objective, obscene

oh no, no

oh yeah