do you like how i dance, i've got zirconium pants


consequential enough to slip you into a trance


do you like how i walk?


do you like how i talk?


do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?


i have a wonderful wife


i have a powerful job


she criticizes me for being egocentric


(ha ha ha)


you practice your mannerisms into the wall


if this mirror were clearer i'd be standing so tall


i saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill


i was observing the birds


circle in for the kill


i've been you, i know you


your facade is a scam


you know you're making me cry


this is the way that i am


i've been living a lie


a metamorphical scheme


detective undercover brotherhood


objective, obscene


oh no, no


oh yeah